Saturday, March 28, 2009

please clean up after your elephant

the mystery of the woman who smelled like elephant has been solved.

during the second world war, denise westin austin not only took an elephant home with her every night hoping to save it from a possible german bombing raid, she rubbed it's ears to keep it calm, fed it hay from the family farm, and took it for long walks in the neighborhood, often stopping at the local store for a loaf of bread. ("excuse me, could you watch my elephant while i run in for a minute?") seriously, what kind of poop-bag do you take with you on that walk?

(hat tip malcolm)

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