Monday, March 16, 2009

boulevard of broken nails

it's not often you get to enjoy a sentence like this in a news story:
"There was still evidence of the rampage Sunday morning, as high-heeled shoes and résumés littered the block."
you're not gonna read that in the kenosha news. tell a new york auditionee she's not gonna be seen for the gig and it's mayhem.

last saturday afternoon there was a stampede at the cattle call for america's next top model. someone yelled "fire" at a crowded audition (literally) and a ruckus ensued that left six people hospitalized, three arrested, and hundreds of other, not-as-tall-as-usual model-wannabes falling short of their dreams (the audition was for models under 5'7" only.)

what's a mini model melee look like? it ain't pretty:


1 comment:

  1. Haha! There aren't many times I wish I lived in New York, but this is one of them.

    Keep up the great blogging, Tony. But: more music!

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