"Thanks a whole sweet bunch, Eric. See what your damn big ego got us? Now we have to sell vegetables instead of launching my 'Herman The Horse' action figure campaign".
Willie and Maynerd were going to call it "SunSHINE farm" but being good Lutherans, they felt that words so cheerful might lead them into mortal sin, such as dancing.
"Colin and Joan establish their new fundraising boutique."
ReplyDelete"And it was there at the farmer's market that the Aliens finally caught up with them."
ReplyDelete"Gosh darn it, Pa, I knew they'd find us here! We should a just taken that delivery truck on into them thar hills!"
ReplyDelete"Are those headlights, dear?"
ReplyDelete"Jim-Ed, they's gonna find the body once that stack o' corns sells out. Then wut?"
ReplyDeleteNo, we haven't read "The Omnivore's Dilemma." Do you want the damn corn or not?
ReplyDeleteOh, my God, Norbert... that really was Tony Clements!!!
ReplyDeletechris and jane – dutifully manning the concession stand at the first show of their inaugural season – to a confused patron at intermission:
ReplyDelete"whaddya mean we were supposed to pop it?"
grassley didn't realize the death panels would actually be run by dead people.
ReplyDeletechet: at's a man.
ReplyDeleteemma: nope.
chet: i swear ta'heaven.
emma: it ain't no man, chet.
chet: look at d'adams apple.
emma: ain got a man's legs. them's a gal's legs.
chet: legs don' matter. look. atda. adams apple.
Nothin'. What corn?
ReplyDeleteI know it was you that farted
ReplyDeleteOMG ... Gerrilynn and Ben Thayer just crack me up.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw it I thought, "Put the gun down, Martha. Put it down NOW."
"Thanks a whole sweet bunch, Eric. See what your damn big ego got us? Now we have to sell vegetables instead of launching my 'Herman The Horse' action figure campaign".
ReplyDelete"Stifle, Susan".
i won't even try to write one...junior's is my favorite. nailed it.
ReplyDeleteWillie and Maynerd were going to call it "SunSHINE farm" but being good Lutherans, they felt that words so cheerful might lead them into mortal sin, such as dancing.
ReplyDeleteOmitted from Twyla Tharp's autobiography.
ReplyDeleteCorn? What corn?
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