which superbowl quarterback would you most like to invite over for a 6-pack and a record party?

there are four teams in contention for the super bowl. i know this because a) i live and breath, 2) i turned on the television once last week, and c) i have thousands of facebook friends from both new york and wisconsin (i don't admit to knowing anyone in pittsburgh and my chicago friends have better things to do.) wisconsinites who've never heard of football, much less have ever been to green bay, are suddenly rabid packer fans, posting profile photos of green and gold jerseys with their names proudly photoshopped onto the back by a third-party application that is undoubtedly providing their home phone number and the name of their first pet to someone named giovanni in camden, new jersey.

i thought perhaps a better way to celebrate the upcoming super bowl holiday (besides enjoying the commercials and the cheese logs) would be to discuss which team's quarterback you'd most want to have sex with like to invite over for some beers and maybe to listen to some prince music in your basement.

we're lucky, because there are some fairly serious contenders here. i mean, good god, think if we had to consider one of those manning boys. okay, the young one is fine, but peyton? i hear he's nice (someone is related) but i don't wanna see him shirtless. again.

that said, ladies and gentleman, the winner: mark sanchez for the new york jets. (yah, he's won before we even started. i mean... c'mon. besides that, roethlisberger's already been in my basement and it wasn't pretty, we don't even need to talk about this guy, and the only other option is this 70's porn star.)